December 2009
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A Little Excited: Lindsay Lohan's new clothing... →
Ugliest word
“Malarky.”
I could stab you with a dull flint rock in the size of a snake’s penis if you use that word within a range of five states the size of Arizona.
Roles and Playtime
It always shocks me (terribly) how the characters casted in my life resemble one another, even after you have forced an intermission or closed the curtain on some now bygone episode or Faustian monologue.
What I have learned this past year is that people are expendable.
You can extricate them from your life just as easily as they can you.
This year, I played Simone de Beauvoir - wordsmith,...
2010: A Humble List
1. Eat healthy
2. Don’t play spendthrift
3. Work out and get fit (goal: toned arms and tummy)
4. Get all my clothes tailored
5. Be kinder to my parents
6. Write to the Ricky monthly (the child I sponsor)
7. Save money
8. Don’t spend money
9. Save money
10. Don’t spend money
Yeah… the general theme is pretty clear. Going to be a challenge… I burn through $500...